graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

neptunain:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

raise-youup:

OTHER PEOPLE

ME


flipnote:

onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

My name Trevor

OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN!

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bedussey:

image

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joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed


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beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

distraction:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

LOVE

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skreetfighter:

when u nut and shawty keep suckin

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