once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
My name Trevor
OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN!
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .