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vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

2 spoopy for me!

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unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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710642:

well? can he????


komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

joshpeck:

when someone tells me to calm down when i’m talking about things i’m passionate about

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  • most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
  • me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

it’s that time of year again

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